I LOVE THIS. Refinery29 has employed the flowchart graphic of “HOW TO” perfected by the brilliant, but slightly sardonic staff at WIRED.
Edit: Here is the WHOLE GRAPHIC now.
I love this partly true, partly ironic, absolutely sarcastic look at the blogosphere, and people’s efforts to become Star Material.
Honestly, if I see anymore of those damn DISCO BOXER hybrid clown shoes (the JC Litas), I may have to have to vomit on myself. YARF.
According to the chart, it’s apparent I’m not enough teeny-boppery with rocklyrics or sullen shots or a boyfriend who’s a budding photographer to have made it yet. DAMN.
I do wear copious amounts of red lipstick. I have shredded a T shirt and tried nail art. I also rocked bangs forever. I HAVE mastered the looking down at the outfit and hand as hat poses. I do have a day job, but no loads of cash to burn, sadly… I do have my own domain, however! I just have it for another site I’ve run for 6 years… and I own the domain to this one, I just need to link it up. BLARGH. WHO HAS TIME FOR THAT WHEN THEY HAVE A DAY JOB?
Oh… right… Star Style Bloggers. HAH~!
img credit: Refinery29