I was going to participate in the second issue of the

But I worked for like 6-7 hours straight on freelance work today, and about 4 yesterday, the most massive Olympus Mons-proportioned pimple sprouted to life on my nose, all bulbous and red, I have a pile of laundry to do, and of all things to stop working, my kitchen sink’s drain decided to give in to the Trouble Gremlins living in the sewer and stop draining…so not only can I not cook, I can’t clean any dishes and I can’t run the dishwasher. Lovely.

Lovely, in the way you’d think stepping in your dog’s turds after he’s had stomach flu for a week would be, or lovely in the way a 600lb man’s stretched flesh ripples when he runs. You know, awesome like that.

So while I would LOVE to participate in this week’s challenge, I’ll take a number NAHHHHHHHH, and pass this round.

In its stead, I’ll just post pictures that came from a happier, stabler, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Grumpy Pants-free time.

{Ya’know…like last week.}

VANITY TIME! Wa hoo!!!

This is how I pose when people take my photos, who aren’t fashion bloggers. I don’t know how to behave in front of people….

{Or anywhere, for that matter. Did you not see my vacation photos? WEIRDO!}

{Outfit Architecture}
*Organic/Eco-Friendly drape shrug/cardigan, Shop Ruche
Tissue cotton destructed seam tunic, J. Crew
*Ankle Bow leggings, EMAMI
Jeffrey Campbell “Camp” Sandal style cage heels, Miss Mee (via GoJane.com)
Mixed Metal fringe bib necklace, Madewell
Feather dangle earring, Urban Outfitters
Gold wire wrapped stone ring, Miss Selfridge
*Repurposed gold wire bangles, Alex and Ani (via Charlie and Lee
Heart locket watch, Marc by Marc Jacobs

Have you ever had one of those days where it was just like… Man! That was such a great day! UNTIL! The last hour or two, when everything imaginable goes dreadfully awry?

{Have you ever had one of those days?}

Yeah, that’s tonight.

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